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Fun with Onions (chunky ones) March 24, 2007

Posted by origino in Funny.
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 NOTICE: SCHOOLMATES ONLY!!!  STRANGERS BACK OFF (please 😀 )!!!

As you might’ve noticed, I haven’t put out new episodes of the shOw for quite a while now… and I feel pretty bad… and so, to make up for it, I’ve asked Lady Capulate and Sir Montague to apologize for me… in the Chunky Onion way, of course 🙂

Lady Capulate and Sir Montague sound clip

P.S. Sorry for the lack of a flash player, I’m too lazy to upload it “properly”.

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3 Ways to Kill a Graphic Designer March 19, 2007

Posted by origino in Funny, Photos.
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There are many cumbersome ways to kill a graphic designer:

you can pick up the computer

that contains all his files and smash his head with it.  To do this

properly you require his address, the key to his house and a Mac.

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 Dispensing with nobility, you may,

hack into his online portfolio, delete all his work

and replace them with nude pictures.  Then watch as

his career crumbles into pieces.

 For this you need the Ultimate Guidebook for Hackers

and a huge porn database.

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These are, as I began, cumbersome ways

to kill a graphic designer.  Simpler, direct, and much more neat

is to give him a crappy laptop, a 54k modem,

and a 60cm x 60cm graphic to work on.

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John, the last stanza is for you 🙂

P.S. This is a parody of the poem 5 Ways to Kill a Man by Edwin Brock.  And for those of you that didn’t understand it, maybe the following two pictures will clear things up:

 John’s great design (no sarcasm intended):

My not-so-great work (very much resized)for my first ever client:

殺死人的微笑 March 13, 2007

Posted by origino in Funny, School.
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班相派回了。

Lim Lim 殺死人的微笑也看過了。

GIF圖也製作完畢,得出來的效果真是…極品,極品。

我不打算將圖post在這,太缺德了。想看的請出聲,我可以send俾你,但唔好send俾全世界呀…希望Lim Lim唔好介意 🙂

我遲D重會製作其他爆笑班相GIF圖,請拭目以待。

Just baked March 8, 2007

Posted by origino in Funny, My thoughts.
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For those of you who don’t know, I like Mrs. Fields cookies, OK?  I’m simply crazy about them.  They’re neither too hard or too soft.  They’re just right.  They’re yummy, scrumptious, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious… the list can go on and on.

So anyway, I was on my way home yesterday when I passed one of the stores.  Ever since they raised the price from $8.5 to $9.5 per cookie I’d been trying to cut down on them.  But the smell was so good that I couldn’t resist.  The cookies were just baked!  Hot from the oven!  And the taste was superb.  It was really, really good.

…and that was the end of the story.  Yup, I know this entry is rather pointless, but just give me this one chance to express my love for Mrs. Fields…’ cookies 🙂

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My demand for Mrs. Fields cookies is perfectly inelastic, as indicated in the graph 😀

My perfectly inelastic demand for Mrs. Fields cookies

你睇我唔到 March 5, 2007

Posted by origino in Funny, Photos.
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嘩嘩嘩!月蝕呀!我影到呀!

睇唔睇到呀?

😀

New banner… again. March 2, 2007

Posted by origino in Site news.
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Another banner. 

I’m really happy with this one… don’t you think the little blue and gray circles in the background are really cool!?

Oh and remember the last time I told you guys how I got my idea (from a Lane Crawford advertisement)for one of my banners?  Well, this time I was inspired by something quite different.  I guess most of you know aobut the Nintendo Wii, right?  In some of the Wii ads, they have this nice little background with lots of blue circles in it… and that’s how I got the idea.

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If you don’t know what I mean, take a look at this (look at the background):

Now compare: