清拆皇后.「馬」頭

I did it. Deathly Hallows? Finished.

Right afterwards, I was thinking how great the book was. But the more I thought about it, the more dissapointed I became. The ending could be much more satisfying, and there were bits that othered me…

I could go on and on but I’m simply not in the mood. I’m tired and don’t want to touch a book, nor talking about it.

Maybe later.

Can you believe it? I’m back! Actually, I haven’t stopped blogging even though the Origino Blog’s been abandoned for a long long time. In fact, I’m very active over at Virb.com, a social networking site similar to Facebook (only cooler, in my opinion). If you’re interested in checking my older posts, just head on over to http://virb.com/origino!

As for the fate of this blog… well, since I can now post via my Facebook account, I don’t think I need to notify you guys at my old xanga anymore, which makes things much more convenient! So don’t you worry, new posts are coming soon

There are some great scenes in the movie, but with all the hype and high expectations… I’m disappointed. Yes, there’s action. Yes, the special effects are amazing. But I think the director often focuses on the things that are relatively unimportant and leaves out the significant stuff. e.g. Not… enough… Venom…!
“At 140 minutes, it’s not a difficult movie to sit through. It’s just difficult to enjoy.”
from San Francisco Chronicle – Editorial Review – May 3, 2007

Heeey kids! It’s the originoToons! Surprise!

Enjoy

You know I play笛子(Di lol), right?  While I may not be the most skilled player in the world, I’m crazy about it.  Di is my love, my life, my soul, comparable to Mrs. Fields’ cookies

Anyway, here’s another instrument that I’m gonna get addicted to: 簫

It’s huge.  It’s long.  It’s cool to look at.  And the sound it produces is sooo amazing!

It’s pretty hard to play, though.  So I’m afraid I can’t put up clips of me playing it… yet.

Here’re some really nice photos:

New episode of the shOw.  I know you’re excited (lol), but before we get to that, let’s sit still for a couple of minutes and appreciate the beauty of the new Easter banner, shall we?

Alright, back to the shOw, got a lot of great stuff for you all.  I know I say that everytime, but I’m serious this time.  Really great stuff.  Yes, you’ve probably guessed it, a new song.  And guess where’re the lyrics from?  出師表  Surprised, huh?  I’m not gonna say anything more, just have a listen.  I know you’ll enjoy it   At least, I hope so…

 NOTICE: SCHOOLMATES ONLY!!!  STRANGERS BACK OFF (please )!!!

As you might’ve noticed, I haven’t put out new episodes of the shOw for quite a while now… and I feel pretty bad… and so, to make up for it, I’ve asked Lady Capulate and Sir Montague to apologize for me… in the Chunky Onion way, of course

Lady Capulate and Sir Montague sound clip

P.S. Sorry for the lack of a flash player, I’m too lazy to upload it “properly”.

There are many cumbersome ways to kill a graphic designer:

you can pick up the computer

that contains all his files and smash his head with it.  To do this

properly you require his address, the key to his house and a Mac.

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 Dispensing with nobility, you may,

hack into his online portfolio, delete all his work

and replace them with nude pictures.  Then watch as

his career crumbles into pieces.

 For this you need the Ultimate Guidebook for Hackers

and a huge porn database.

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These are, as I began, cumbersome ways

to kill a graphic designer.  Simpler, direct, and much more neat

is to give him a crappy laptop, a 54k modem,

and a 60cm x 60cm graphic to work on.

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John, the last stanza is for you

P.S. This is a parody of the poem 5 Ways to Kill a Man by Edwin Brock.  And for those of you that didn’t understand it, maybe the following two pictures will clear things up:

 John’s great design (no sarcasm intended):

My not-so-great work (very much resized)for my first ever client:

班相派回了。

Lim Lim 殺死人的微笑也看過了。

GIF圖也製作完畢,得出來的效果真是…極品,極品。

我不打算將圖post在這,太缺德了。想看的請出聲,我可以send俾你,但唔好send俾全世界呀…希望Lim Lim唔好介意

我遲D重會製作其他爆笑班相GIF圖,請拭目以待。